Yikes.
We’ve no idea what the term ‘exotic sexual position’ means but we’re vehemently against it after hearing this tale of an unnamed Vietnamese man who had to have his penis reattached after it snapped during an enthusiastic session.
The Metro have stated that surgeons had to operate at the point where the penis joined his body. The man is from Ho Chi Minh City and it’s reported that after suffering the injury, his manhood turned purple and caused severe pain.
Dr Mai Ba Tien Dung from Binh Dan hospital said: ‘The organ was swollen and bruised, but also certainly broken at the joint. Symptoms include a clear “crack” that is accompanied by a sharp pain. Without timely surgery, the patient can suffer from a deformed and curved penis and erectile dysfunction. The case of this 59-year-old patient is rare, occurring only once out of a thousand cases of broken penises recorded in medical literature”.
Christ almighty, this is the only acceptable reaction after being reminded that a penis can ‘crack’.
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