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Published 17:04 17 Jan 2017 GMT
Alcohol - €60
If you go out at 9pm and get home at 3am there's a good chance you've made your way through a fair amount of drink. Add up the pints, wine, pints of wine, small ones, shots, bombs and entrance to a club, you'll be doing well to keep it as low as €60.
The receipts you find in your wallet and your small front jeans pocket the next morning will confirm the splurge.
Food at the end of the night - €10
Between talking, walking, dancing and maybe shifting, you've been on the go for approximately six hours straight. You need food. Well, you don't need food, but you want food, and nobody is going to stop you.
Taxi home - €10
Even if you're within walking distance, you'll hope in a cab or grab a Hailo. You've had enough exercise for one night.
Total = €80
Lucozade - €1.50
That first slug. Jesus Christ, is there a better feeling when you're dying on a Sunday morning? It's manna from heaven.
Breakfast Roll - €4
"I know what'll sort me out. A few dried up sausages and rashers shoved into bread roll that contains about a kg of butter and some watery red sauce." - No one ever. You still buy one though.
Panadol - €2
If you're body can't cure itself, you know you can always turn to your loyal pharmaceutical friend.
Pizza / Chinese - €12
You COULD cook on Sunday evening, but that would require having the brain power and/or will power to get off the couch. It's always takeaway... and a coke... diet coke.
Total: €19.50
Lost Property - €120
Over the course of 12 months there's a good chance you'll misplace a coat, wallets, 

