Life | 4 months ago

Just don't do any of this, OK?

We saw some alarming things a couple of weeks back when the male population proved what exactly drives them forward.

Yes, a huge number of men claimed they would rather cut off their arm (right up to the shoulder) rather than give up sex... I don't know about the rest of you, but I rather like my arms the way they are.

But in fairness, if you do any of the things mentioned below, you won't have to worry about having to make the choice between having sex and cutting your arm off, because nobody is going to want to have sex with you. Capiche?

So picture the scenario; you've finally done it, you've sweet talked your way into bed with a fair member of your preferred sex, and it's imminent... you're going to have sex.

Nothing could possibly scupper your chances now.

Except if you do any of these things, according to a study of 2,000 people conducted by Superdrug Online Doctor on the biggest mood killers during sex.

This is why men and women end sexual relationships according to the study, and we urge you in the strongest possible terms not to fart before, during or  after sex. Silent or otherwise...

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