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03rd Jun 2015

Company searches for a phantom-pooper that’s dropping turd bombs around the office

Holy crap!

Paul Moore

Holy crap!

Most office workers in Ireland will have to deal with plenty of annoying things that happen on a daily basis that cause their tension levels to rise.

An annoying colleague, some angry clients or a lack of milk in the fridge are usually the normal things that aggravate most Irish employees but we still manage to keep our frustrations in cheek check.

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Atlas Logistics Group – a delivery company in the US – might have the most disgruntled workforce in the world though after they discovered a phantom pooer was leaving steaming deposits on the floor of their workplace.

The company managed to make thing worse though after they forced two of their employees, Jack Lowe and Dennis Reynolds, to take cheek swabs to prove that they weren’t the guilty parties.

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The results cleared their names, the local judge ruled in favour and the pairing are now suing their employer for wrongful genetic testing – having rejected an offer of $200,000 in damages.

Still though the mystery remains, who is this phantom pooper? The company will probably never find them, the law is a crap-shoot after all.

Hat Tip to The Metro

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