First stop of the day, Enda visits the boys on Sons Of Anarchy to compare his “sick” “wheels” with their puny little bikes
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Next, he makes a quick cameo on Titanic, right before Jack *spoiler alert* beats him up for wearing a vintage Mayo tracksuit
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Enda makes a quick stop to touch base with his equally cool friend Steve, who is also very much down with the kids
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Next, Enda tips back in time to the Beijing Olympics to watch Usain Bolt run, where he almost gets run into, the divil!
Enda catches up with a fellow backwards hat wearer, young Justin Bieber, and they discuss a number of cool things such as fidget spinners and lasagne
Enda accidentally joins a motorcycle gang after they spot how cool and hip he looks on a Dublin Bike
Then, Enda travels back in time and confronts a younger but higher resolution image of himself, advising himself to “follow your dreams, kid”
Enda gives the Mayo football team a quick pep talk ahead of their game, much to their disinterest
Finally, Enda finishes off the day trying to catch up to Lance Armstrong in the 2003 Tour de France, but he can’t. ‘Must be on drugs or something’, he says
The End.
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