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30th Jul 2015

Expectations v Reality: The long weekend

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JOE

Three days of bliss.

The long weekend is finally here and we’ve certainly made our plans, have you?

If not, don’t worry, there’s still a bit of time. But before you go and pack the back seats full of sun-screen and foldable beach chairs, let us tell you what you should actually expect.

Expectation: Getting a room in a hotel for the weekend won’t cost a fortune.

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Reality: If you do manage to get a bargain, it will involve you staying in a room which is as big as a medium-sized closet.

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Expectation: Taking off early on Friday will mean you arrive to your set destination relatively early. You might even be able to enjoy a stroll along the beach before it gets dark.  what

Reality: How does six hours on the M50 sound to you? Bank Holiday Fridays mean one thing: traffic as far as the eyes can see.

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Expectation: It’s the summer so the weather will surely be good. Just make sure to pack the sunscreen.

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Pic via funnyjunk.com

Reality: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You live in Ireland. HAHAHAHA!

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Expectation: There’ll be a great atmosphere around the pubs and clubs.

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Reality: Everyone goes out during the long weekend… that means three hours of queuing for the bar. It’s like the traffic scenario, except in the pub.

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Expectation: You’ll be well energised when you get back.

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Reality: After all the traffic, rain and money burning, you’re going to need another holiday.

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We hope you’ve adjusted those weekend expectations and remember guys, be safe.

Sprite, the truth is refreshing.

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