20 of the funniest tweets you might've missed in April
April, am I right?
Folks, against all odds, it has been another stellar month for content on Twitter.com, producing some of the funniest tweets ever tweeted.
Topics discussed this month include the necessity to always believe in yourself, skeletons' unique declarations of love, teaching children important life skills, Jesus' lesser-known step-brother and that initially fire handshake meme that simply won't die.
Give your brain a well-deserved break and get stuck into some harmless tweets. Go on. For a treat.
Here's 20 of the funniest tweets you might've missed in April.
Joaquin is just quinoa pronounced in reverse
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) April 3, 2019
S(HE’S) BRO(KEN) pic.twitter.com/tgP1j3dvAi
— Creedence Paraphernalia Ward (@madeleine_r0see) April 3, 2019
Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriends when they turn 23 https://t.co/QJ7RXZvPot
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) April 4, 2019
I think we all deserve to know what's in those cages pic.twitter.com/lbbCL0Zbdp
— llama (@LlamaInaTux) April 4, 2019
when ur pregnant n find out it’s a boy pic.twitter.com/pKLSd1GA98
— knee v 🕊 (@yungbeefcake) April 6, 2019
believe in yourselves pic.twitter.com/50G7AgBzIi
— abby (@ab_byofficial) April 6, 2019
Attn Christian Parents: the band Kiss may sound innocent but their name is short for KISSING
— Cullen (@HelloCullen) April 10, 2019
Exoskeleton: how a skeleton signs a Valentine’s Day card
— Dropped Mike (@rebrafsim) April 16, 2019
me going to primary school: pic.twitter.com/dmQdzKVYZk
— 𝕭𝖚𝖈𝕶𝖋𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝕾𝖔𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 (@dgahk) April 16, 2019
70,000 can’t be TEETH?
W R O N G pic.twitter.com/5eAewdWT4Z
— nat (@natmypresident) April 17, 2019
OOOOOOHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/27htGmkkkY
— 💀MoshWithTyler💀 (@MoshWithTyler) April 18, 2019
Diane Abbott as M&S canned cocktails: a thread pic.twitter.com/BYsJJnxIxP
— Louis Staples (@LouisStaples) April 20, 2019
teaching my son to catch a vibe instead of a baseball when he gets older, like a man
— pinar (@pienar) April 24, 2019
yes i’m DTF:
D Disappointed in my vocals during
T Tracy Chapman’s
F Fast Car
— KAT 🔶 (@EyeSeeYou619) April 13, 2019
was watching airline and JUSTLISTEN to what this man says about his delayed flight pic.twitter.com/X6KYO9DbIc
— ewan (@vascuIum) April 27, 2019
no one talks about jesus’s step-brother brayden who turned water into smirnoff ice and was crucified on a jetski
— andrew (@AndrewChamings) April 17, 2019
having sex poets
E E Cummings
— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) April 3, 2019
when you start reading a new jacqueline wilson book pic.twitter.com/NzAw1ayKh5
— rob (@ghoulcabin) April 29, 2019
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