Here are the 25 funniest tweets you might've missed in November
November, am I right?
It is with great pride and excitement I must announce that Twitter has done it again and produced some of the funniest tweets the world has ever seen.
Topics covered this month included the now officially banned 'don't say it' meme, the absence of cellphones enhancing life experiences, Thanksgiving outfit practicality queries, the early days of Apple Pay and the intricacies of ordering a Subway.
The fact of the matter is that in these trying and uncertain times, all we can do is cry, then momentarily stop crying to enjoy some dank tweets. That's it. That's all we have left.
Here's 25 funny tweets from November. Enjoy em, champ!
Wow! First look at Henry Cavill as “J” in Netflix’s Tetris: pic.twitter.com/13MVtkZUiJ
— who pixelates the boatmen? (@pixelatedboat) November 1, 2018
fimally! my family and giraffe son will enjoy this eggvention pic.twitter.com/UmhHxYxkgq
— Gina Tron (@_GinaTron) November 2, 2018
if i had to come up with a slogan for raccoons it’d definitely be “dogs and hands, together at last"
— merritt k (@merrittk) November 4, 2018
The best part of being a flight attendant has to be when you walk the aisle saying “trash” to everyone’s face.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 5, 2018
If I saw 99 red balloons go by I’d probably just round it up to a hundred when I was telling people about it.
— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) November 5, 2018
priest: it be like that sometimes
congregation: and sometimes like that it be
— madison!!! (@madisonfrench_) November 5, 2018
not a cell phone in sight. just ppl living in the moment. pic.twitter.com/3gwNf61N70
— odalys (@toastodilly) November 5, 2018
OMG, I put the Vengaboys over the Coca-Cola Christmas ad, and it works way better than I expected pic.twitter.com/eq821mRBLL
— wil jones (@AchinglyChic) November 15, 2018
What a strange hobby. pic.twitter.com/kNVjRWVf14
— Jason Dawson (@jason_dawson) November 15, 2018
You what now pic.twitter.com/yGU6ObIMNK
— R3dFiVe (@R3dFiVe_art) November 15, 2018
Sorry mate I've no Heineken but I can do you a pint of water with a set of car keys in it? Basically the same
— 🅱️udvarpapi (@CianWednesDay) November 18, 2018
That was a quick pregancy pic.twitter.com/PhsNTDurZF
— James (@Oi_Staf) November 1, 2018
This is the best name and job description in all of tv writing history. pic.twitter.com/Yb1D5w6fId
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) November 21, 2018
At the first Thanksgiving, do you think any pilgrims ate so much they had to loosen the buckle on their hats?
— Paul Rust (@paulrust) November 22, 2018
Ladies and gentlemen...
we got em pic.twitter.com/jypBwuruKF
— nolan (@nolanthomps) November 20, 2018
Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is. pic.twitter.com/ZWZMZNxsGT
— 🦇 Ekimmara 🦇 (@carson__hudson) November 22, 2018
I love The Last Shadow Puppets pic.twitter.com/mrPsT0mCuW
— Alex Cooper (@DJ_AlexCooper) November 25, 2018
-will hurt eventually
— Joey ⚡️ (@joeygllghr) November 27, 2018
In lieu of flowers the family asks that you please send nudes
— Halloween in February Man (@HelloCullen) November 27, 2018
Mom: “We cleaning this whole house tomorrow”
14 year old me: pic.twitter.com/pRP70uVG0Q
— Christian D. Harris (@chrxstianh__) November 11, 2018
Early prototype of Apple Pay. pic.twitter.com/zlLK6AL7WZ
— Per Buer (@perbu) November 8, 2018
one taught me power
one taught me pleasure
one taught me pain pic.twitter.com/8JgA6Vfydr
— PubicZirconium 🌈💎🚩💎🌈 (@PubicZirconium) November 7, 2018
me: *whispers to lawyer*
lawyer: this has nothing to do with the case
lawyer: *sighs and looks at judge* do u think he’s cute be honest
— cory (@_coryrichardson) November 6, 2018