Well… we won’t be sleeping tonight, that’s for sure.
Warwickshire Police in the UK released a computer-generated composite photo of a suspect in a distraction burglary and are asked for the public’s help in locating him.
Having seen the photo, we are less sure that it is a man, and isn’t some kind of demon who attempted – and failed – at taking human form.
We've issued an efit for of a suspect in a distraction burglary in Stratford in February. If you have any information please contact us. https://t.co/NipFniL1ed pic.twitter.com/oGiYfxIi2e
— Warwickshire Police (@warkspolice) April 3, 2018
Between the dead, emotionless eyes… the spray-on stubble beard… the too-wide mouth… the what-exactly-is-going-on-here? teeth… it all adds up to an image of pure horror.
Or of pure comedy, as Twitter have decided.
"Could you describe the burglar?" "So you know Henry J. Waternoose the third from Monsters Inc.? He looked like that" https://t.co/srNjTy6J3P
— Boubacar Bamsey (@ryan_bamz) April 3, 2018
https://twitter.com/sallyannekilner/status/981191667096211456
I know his sister 😳 pic.twitter.com/eWa6jFISx4
— runningref (@SDivitt) April 3, 2018
— Abu WanKinobbi☝🏻 (@AbuWankinobbi) April 3, 2018
https://twitter.com/kingchillout/status/981172545217949700
I think we'd all recall seeing him. https://t.co/2uafW03sy1
— Jonathon (@coffeemadman) April 3, 2018
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