Control yourself fans of Arnie/The Rock/The Terminator/giant men in general.
The two most giganticestest (yeah it’s a word) people in the world are potentially going to come face to face onscreen as Dwayne Johnson and Arnold Schwarzenegger may both star in the fifth Terminator film.
According to Ain’t It Cool News , the brains behind the production are considering writing a nasty, evil part for the Fast & Furious star into the movie, a film which is also rumoured to be a prequel to the previous Terminator films. It will supposedly be set in the 1940s with Schwarzenegger playing a close family friend to the parents of Sarah Connors.
Sure. That makes perfect sense. Because there’ll be nothing suspicious about a giant German-sounding man who just happens to be in the States right in the middle of the Second World War.
Nothing suspicious at all.
If all of these gazillion rumours are true, however, this could potentially lead to the Austrian Oak passing on the incredibly big and heavy mantle of playing the Terminator to Dwayne for good – something we here at JOE would be more than happy to see.
Do it. Do it now.
Here’s excellent comedian Bill Burr with his take on Arnie to keep you tied over in the meantime…
Make sure to have the best broadband in town before trying to find out any more about The Terminator 5. Thankfully, the lads over at Magnet will be able to sort you out with their fatpipe which has up to 70mb broadband speeds.
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