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‘Judas, you are scum’ – The Apostles’ WhatsApp group

Published 11:00 19 Apr 2019 BST

Updated 17:10 19 Apr 2019 BST

Ciara Knight
‘Judas, you are scum’ – The Apostles’ WhatsApp group

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The Apostles would've been ALL OVER WhatsApp.

I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on some blatant lies that are in the Bible. I firmly dispute the following:
  • Jesus had 12 close friends when he was in his 30s
  • He was able to organise 12 people together to go for dinner on a Thursday night
  • They were somehow able to book a table for 13 PEOPLE(!!) on a Thursday night
Regardless, let's entertain these lies for the sake of what follows. Here's what I believe Jesus and The Apostles' WhatsApp group would've looked like.
 

~ SEVERAL HOURS LATER ~

 

 

~ THE NEXT MORNING ~

 

 

~ SEVERAL HOURS LATER ~

 

 

~ AN HOUR LATER ~

 

 

~ 3 DAYS LATER ~

 

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