'Judas, you are scum' - The Apostles' WhatsApp group 5 months ago

'Judas, you are scum' - The Apostles' WhatsApp group

The Apostles would've been ALL OVER WhatsApp.

I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on some blatant lies that are in the Bible. I firmly dispute the following:

  • Jesus had 12 close friends when he was in his 30s
  • He was able to organise 12 people together to go for dinner on a Thursday night
  • They were somehow able to book a table for 13 PEOPLE(!!) on a Thursday night

Regardless, let's entertain these lies for the sake of what follows.

Here's what I believe Jesus and The Apostles' WhatsApp group would've looked like.


 

~ SEVERAL HOURS LATER ~

 

 

~ THE NEXT MORNING ~

 

 

~ SEVERAL HOURS LATER ~

 

 

~ AN HOUR LATER ~

 

 

~ 3 DAYS LATER ~