“We’ve all been there” doesn’t really apply here.
In the German town of Worms, firefighters were called to a local gym to deal with a pretty unique situation.
Once they got there, they discovered that one of the men had got his penis stuck in the hole of a free weight.
And instantly… we have so many questions.
- Why?
- Did he do this up on the gym floor?
- Or did he bring it to the locker room for some discreet alone time?
- Why did he do this?
- How did he manage to get his wang in but then not back out?
- Was it for pleasure?
- Was it just to see if he could?
- Is being turned on by weights a thing?
- If we look it up online, are we going to be horrified?
- We gave it a quick Google and couldn’t find anything, but why don’t we feel any better?
- Seriously, why did he do this?
Regardless, once the firemen assessed the situation, they had to break out a hydraulic saw and a grinder to free the man from his newly attached appendage.
The local fire brigade then posted a picture on Facebook of the weight after the, uhm… incident.
The final line essentially says “Do not try this at home”. Which is probably the best advice they could give, really.
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