Up there with “the money was resting in my account.”
If you’re on your mobile phone when you’re driving and get caught by the Guards, you’re in trouble.
A guy in Meath was in that very situation and in the moments after he was pulled over and spoken to by the Garda, he came up with a plausible excuse.
This was printed in the Meath Chronicle.
You have to respect the cojones for someone to try that one. Brilliant.
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