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14th Feb 2018

Pornhub does the honourable thing and makes all their premium content FREE

Dave Hanratty

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The streaming giant has also provided some intriguing insights…

You’ve probably noticed by now that it’s Valentine’s Day, that glorious, not-at-all cynical holiday in which loved ones feel extra special and single folk… don’t.

But hey, it’s grand. Who needs requited adoration and co-dependence when Pornhub are granting 100% access to everything available on their service for one day only?

Having recorded a 308% increase in traffic in comparison to the monthly average following the same stunt on this day last year – as illustrated by the innuendo-riffic graph below – the site is once again giving away all the 4K ultra-HD pornography you can handle, until midnight anyway.

Pornhub insights Valentine's Day 1

Furthermore, Pornhub has shared some interesting statistics and the like, with a full breakdown of the most-searched-for terms on the joyous day in question:

Pornhub Valentine's Day insights 2

Good to see ‘valentine’ leading the charge there, shows people are at least getting into the spirit of things, although ‘rough sex’ and ‘making love’ being neck-and-neck just raises all sorts of questions, really.

Elsewhere, Pornhub’s statisticians report a 267% increase on people engaging with their exclusive content, proof positive that human beings love a good freebie when it comes their way.

So, uh, go easy on this special day, and stay away from any of that AI-generated stuff, yeah?

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