Rebekah Vardy has just compared arguing with Coleen Rooney to arguing with a pigeon.
Have you recovered from the Coleen Rooney/Rebekah Vardy beef from earlier this week? Probably not, we’d imagine.
There’s not even any need to catch you up with what happened, because we are certain that you are aware.
But a new development has arrived in the form of a Rebekah Vardy interview.
Speaking to the Mail Online (not The Sun, Coleen), Vardy really did not mince her words.
“I said to her: ‘Coleen, what on earth have you done? You have just annihilated me in public and hung me out to dry. The whole world hates me!'” Vardy said.
“I thought she was my friend but she completely annihilated me. You know, I always really liked you, which makes it harder.”
But the two did not argue. Why’s that? Because it would be pointless, Vardy said.
“That would be like arguing with a pigeon. You can tell it that you are right and it is wrong, but it’s still going to shit in your hair,” she added.
Ouch.
If you still can’t get enough of all of this drama, you can read our detailed post-match analysis of the whole thing here.
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