Singer Adele to sue over sex-tape images… that are clearly not of her

The British singer songwriter Adele is pressing charges over false claims that a sex tape features her in all her curvy glory.

How p*ssed would you be if you found out that a French magazine was publishing supposedly naked photos of you when clearly, they’re not of you? Think about it… a French magazine, of all things. We’d be royally p*ssed.

So too is 23-year-old Adele. According to the ever-reliable The Sun, her lawyers, Schillings, have launched legal action after a French magazine put one of the photos on its front cover claiming that they were of the ‘Someone Like You’ singer. "Our client does not appear in the photographs. Such claims are untrue and grossly defamatory."

Here are the slightly NSFW images that were published in the French magazine Public:

Bet you're a tad disappointed?

As you, and everyone with at least one functioning eye can see, the woman in the stills is not Adele… not even close (sadly).