One of the most momentous days in entertainment history, surely.
Listen, we don't have much to say on this because we're still in shock and awe, so we're just going to let The Hoff (officially, now) explain.
"Big news today and a massive relief for me. I hope everyone can understand… it feels great!", the Baywatch star intriguingly wrote.
"I've been wanting to drop the Hassel from my life for years. Now, I have made it official. David Hoff."
A *shocked emoji* would usually be inserting somewhere at this point.
Luckily, there's a clip to go with these most beautiful of words.
https://youtu.be/uT_9auja6FA
Clip via David Hoff
We're not sure if this is a spoof but, frankly, we're all on board either way.
Spare a thought, though, for the minority group who refer to the TV legend as The Hassel.
