'Tis the season to make tough decisions.
It's not our deliberate intention to put you in such a bad mood during Christmas, but tough decisions need to be made.
Would you rather watch your parents kiss on the lips or pour acid directly into your own eyes? I know which one I'd pick.
Regardless, Christmas is a time of joy, but also stress.
So allow us to add to that stress for a few minutes by making you unnecessarily choose between some festive things. Bah humbug!
