Zoo is looking to name a snake after your ex this Valentine's Day
Notin' but snakes in dis town, hun xx
If you're the type of person that's mature, chill, and easy going when it comes to your exes, all the power to you. You're clearly a very balanced person that's keeping their stuff well together. Keep her lit.
Then again, there are always people who's dating history reads like a who's who of human shit. To those people, we extend our sympathy.
Alas, each to their own and nobody is perfect.
Well, if you would compare your ex to a snake then this zoo in Australia has the perfect competition for you.
To coincide with Valentine's Day, Sydney Zoo could be naming their latest slithery serpent after the person that once held your heart and crushed it into a million pieces.
To win this, erm, honour, all you have to do is tell them exactly what it was your ex did to deserve this accolade. Aside from this, you'll need to make a $1 donation to the Wildlife Conservation Fund.
To all the cheaters, arseholes, liars, and scoundrels of the world, consider this a warning because your actions could be about to be immortalised.
Aside from this accolade, the lucky winner will also get a free one-year trip to the zoo.
If that doesn't banish the memory of the snake that once plagued your life, we recommend a call to St. Patrick.
Best of luck!
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Name a snake after your ex this Valentine's Day! ? Is your ex a snake? If so, now is your opportunity to cement their ‘snaky status’ by naming a brown snake (one of the world’s most venomous snakes) after them at WILD LIFE Sydney Zoo! To enter, simply head to the link in our bio and tell us why your ex deserves to have a snake named after them along with a $1 donation to the @wildlifeconservationfund ????? Competition entries close 13 Feb 2019 #wildlifesydneyzoo #snake #valentinesday #vday #snakystatus #competition #seeaustralia #darlingharbour