Look outside. It's probably raining. Settle in with some Starmix, some Maltesers, a cup of tea (or a few beers) and spend the night on Netflix. It's what feels right, damn it!
You've probably forgotten that a lot of these movies are still on Netflix, and they're perfect for a manky Monday (or Tuesday, or Wednesday...) evening.
This is the bit where you put your phone on silent and you let us do the scrolling, so you don't have to.
What have we got?
A Bronx Tale
In a sentence? Robert De Niro plays a bus driver whose son gets mixed up with the local mob. It's an under-appreciated classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z50PjmZYS4A
The Shawshank Redemption
In a sentence? You've already seen it 237 times, you know what it's about, it's perfect from start to finish and it's back on Netflix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hB3S9bIaco
Into The Wild
In a sentence? Emile Hirsch plays a young man who gives up material things and disappears, ehm, into the wild, accompanied by an incredible Eddie Vedder soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LAuzT_x8Ek
Limitless
In a sentence? Bradley Cooper swallows a pill that unlocks all of his untapped potential.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TLppsfzQH8
Groundhog Day
In a sentence? Bill Murray is living the same day over and over and over again, and
that's absolutely fine with us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSVeDx9fk60
Captain Phillips
In a sentence? Tom Hanks fights pirates, but this is very much set in the real world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEyM01dAxp8
Looper
In a sentence? Bruce Willis' last good movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iQuhsmtfHw
Airplane!
In a sentence? "By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnVs287AJ4
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
In a sentence? Wish fulfillment for anyone between the ages of 12 and 18, played by actors a hell of a lot older than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-X2XzKqBiE
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
In a sentence? Still Judd Apatow's finest moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7a_9CggQuE
The Big Short
In a sentence? Steve Carell in a very different kind of role, alongside Brad Pitt, Christian Bale and Ryan Gosling - not a bad cast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgqG3ITMv1Q