Here come the meat sweats.
Following the news that
Matt LeBlanc is set to join Chris Evans as a co-presenter on Top Gear, I'd wager that your Twitter and Facebook timeline was absolutely bombarded with the image of Joey and his
Porche Porcha.
With this in mind we've decided to look at some of the other truly memorable moments from Friends when Joey didn't quite stop the Q-tip when there's resistance.
1) Sex or food?
He has his priorities 100% correct.
2) Showing off.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know...
3) Dealing with Ross' break-up with Rachel.
This is one of the best moments ever between Chandler, Ross and Joey.
GET OVER IT IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss50NzZ8ypc
4) Those 'geography for the insane' lessons.
There aren't enough words in the English language to describe just how good this answer is. Maybe Captain Hook can explain it?
5) His ideal job.
One of the most quoted lines from Friends is when Joey uses his answering machine voice to say "You have two new messages. Please pass the pie".
1:06 onwards will have you in bits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3naHw5ct60g
6) His weekday activities.
Well worth a try.
7) Joey's attitude to sex.
This entire passage is absolute gold.
Chandler: Uhh, you’ve had a lot of sex right?
Joey: (Nonchalantly) When? Today? Some, not a lot.
Chandler: Well, it’s just the reason that I’m asking is because I kind of eh, uh, I was unable to—I mean I really wanted too, but I couldn’t….
Joey: Don’t worry about that man, that happens.
Chandler: It’s happened to you?
Joey: Yeah! Once.
Chandler: Well, what’d you do?
Joey: I did it anyway!
Hero, absolute hero.
4:06 is the moment when Joey says one of his greatest ever lines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe61tMfVKrk
Clip via - Unofficially Friends
8) When Rachel made a balls of the trifle.
To hell with foodies.
9) Logic, Joey style.
Is it weird that this makes total sense?
10) Joey on the game show.
Why would there be a ghost in his fridge?
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q5CF7v6PiY
Clip via - shmookins
11) Joey's code word for danger.
Bert! Bert! Bert!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UrIDw9zSBo
Clip via - Deepak Kashyap
12) Never apologise for anything.
13) DIY, Joey style.
"You don't look good Joe".
14) Fashion tips.
"It's a rented tux. Okay? I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues".
15) Fine dining.
After Joey conquered his Everest, he was expecting a call from the President soon after.
I guess we couldn't have a list of Joey quotes without including....
