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26th Nov 2015

17 of the biggest jerks in movie history

We hate them all

Paul Moore

We hate them all.

In the most simplistic terms, movie characters can be categorised into two groups, goodies and baddies. Every so often though this duopoly is broken up by a  jerk and these characters are the absolute worst.

The way I see it, at least you know where you stand with characters like Michael CorleoneNurse Ratchet and Freddie Kruger. It’s obvious that they would harm you at the first available opportunity, but jerks are different.

These characters have the ability to get under your skin, slowly gnaw at your brain and ultimately make you hate them with every fiber of your being.

Here’s our tribute to some of the best bullies, bastards and buttheads in cinematic history.

Denis Nedry from Jurassic Park

In a few words: Ah ah ah, you didn’t say the magic word.

Nedry

Water Peck from Ghostbusters

In a few words: This man has no dick.

Peck

Biff Tannen from Back to the Future

In a few words: What are you looking at butthead!?!?

Biff Bully

Harry Ellis from Die Hard

Ina  few words: Hans, *bubby*, I’m your white knight.

HarryEllis

Barry from High Fidelity

In a few words:  Let ’em riot. We’re Sonic-fuckin’-Death Monkey.

Percy from The Green Mile

In a few words: I didn’t know the sponge was supposed to be wet.

Percy Mile

Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore

In a few words: Stay out of my way… or you’ll pay! Listen to what I say!

Shooter

Principal Rooney from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

In a few words: Pucker up butter-cup.

Rooney Ed

Uncle Frank from Home Alone

In a few words: Look what you did, you little jerk!

Uncle Frank

Johnny from The Karate Kid

In a few words: Sweep the leg!

Karate Kid

Bill Lumbergh from Office Space

In a few words:  I’m gonna need you to…

Bill Office Space

Burke from Aliens

In a few words: Open the door Burke!

Aliens

Mr Fletcher from Whiplash

In a few words: Rushing or dragging!?!?

Whiplash

Frank from Hot Rod

In a few words: All great men have mustaches.

Hot Rod Moustaches

Derek from Step Brothers

In a few words: Punch me in the face!

Catalina

Summer from (500) Days of Summer

In a few words: Flakier than the flakiest flake that has ever been flaked. Annoying as hell also.

500Days of Summer

Buzz from Home Alone

In a few words: His girlfriend, woof!

Woof

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