Aspen ski resort offering a ‘Dumb And Dumber’ package complete with tuxedos and moped
"Just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!"
Released just in time for Christmas back in 1994, it is no joke when we say at least one person in our lives quotes Dumb And Dumber at least once a day.
There are so many lines from that movie that have made it into our daily lexicon - "We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!" is used when something even goes slightly wrong, while "I’m going to hang by the bar. Put out the vibe" is perfect when we're out on the town and feeling ourselves - so this idea of a Dumb And Dumber vacation package fills us with more joy than we know what to do with.
The package involves two nights stay at the deluxe ski resort The Curtis, including private jet transportation to and from Aspen.
You and your BFF will also get two single day passes to hit the slopes ("Oh look, frost!"), passes for the spa, a 12-pack of beer, moped rentals, and two tuxedos with top hats, one in orange and one in powder blue!
All it will cost you is $10,000... but surely you can just write a load of IOUs, because they are as good as money!
Plus we're pretty sure we'd just spend the entire weekend walking around the snowy Denver city repeating this to anyone who crossed paths with...
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