Some scientists are calling the sexiest thing to happen in the history of mankind, while others are claiming it to be the end of any and all eroticism as we know it.
Last night in the debut episode of new show All Round To Mrs Brown’s, surprise guest James Blunt opened the show with a musical number, but he could barely keep his eyes off the host.
Starting off by serenading her with a rendition of ‘Fly Me To The Moon’ – to which Mrs Brown responded that he was “the nicest, kindest young man that I’ve ever seen in my life, I don’t understand why everyone thinks you’re a wanker” – Blunt then moved in for the kill.
Mrs Brown barely recovered before Blunt had moved on to perform his new single, but she said later “James Blunt was amazing. His tongue tickled my throat. I don’t know why people have a problem with him – I’d shag him! There’s a little hope resides in my head that he’d shag me!”
If you’ll excuse us, we’re going to attempt to wash that image out of our brains with bleach.
Source: RTE
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