This jabroni deserves a chicken.
It was a busy weekend for Always Sunny fans with the news that the Golden God himself is still toying with all of our emotions regarding an appearance in Season 13.
Damn it, Dennis. Just say yes because “I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!”
Anyways, when the five-star man officially commits to an appearance in the new season, we’re all going to get off.
Kaitlin Olson, better known as Sweet Dee – that bitch – confirmed that the new season of Always Sunny is about to start filming in the next fortnight and if previous seasons openers are anything to go by, we’re in for a treat.
For example, the opening episode of Season 2 introduced us all to the greatest person of all time, Frank Reynolds. Elsewhere, dumpster baby, the manhunt for Rickety Cricket, Mac’s fight against gay marriage and Frank’s beloved hooooor (not whore) all featured on various season openers.
On this note, one of the best curtain raisers came in Season 10 when ‘The Gang Beats Boggs.’
In case you’re not familiar with the episode, the gang try to beat a drinking record that’s set by Wade Boggs – god bless his soul – of 70 beers on a cross-country flight.
After getting shit faced drunk, it turns out that Charlie is the only person that can hold a bat to Boss Hogg Wade Boggs. Special praise though for Mac’s role as the commissioner and Frank’s attempt at drugging a fratboy.
Anyways, an Always Sunny superfan attempted to nail the Wade Boggs challenge and he got mighty close. This man’s effort even impressed the Golden God.
@Its_Charlie_Day @GlennHowerton @AlwaysSunnyFXX I failed the Wade Boggs (RIP) challenge only drank 50! pic.twitter.com/GHL21jfZsP
— TJ Big Mo Moreschi (@TJBigMoMoreschi) April 8, 2018
You did more than enough, TJ. https://t.co/MRUG5Vpg8v
— Glenn Howerton (@GlennHowerton) April 8, 2018
In case you’re not familiar with this story, here’s Charlie Day explaining the fact that this whole episode was actually grounded in truth.
Remember, always drink responsibly and try to have a rotisserie chicken on hand.
Clip via – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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