Here are the best movies on TV on Saturday

Stuck for something to do this evening?

Of course you're stuck for something to do this evening. Maybe one of these films tickles your fancy. Disturbia - Film4 - 9pm  Violent horror movie starring a teenage Shia LaBeouf. Quite scary, if you're into that sort of thing. Taken 2 - E4 - 9pm Very particular set of skills, and so on. It seems like this movie is on TV a lot, but it's a decent watch in fairness. Dirty Harry - 9.15pm - TCM Movies  Clint Eastwood at his very best. "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky? ' Well do ya, punk?" The 40-Year-Old Virgin - Sky One - 9.15pm A very funny comedy starring Steve Carrel that has stood the test of time. Worth tuning in if you're looking for a laugh. Ghost in the Shell - Channel 4 - 9.15pm A controversial sci-fi adventure starring Scarlett Johansson, where she plays an enhanced soldier designed to battle the world's deadliest criminals. The Hitman's Bodyguard - RTÉ Two - 9.30pm  Comedy/action/thriller starring Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L Jackson, Gary Oldman and Salma Hayek. Great cast, grand movie. Hope Springs - TG4 - 10.05pm After thirty years of marriage, a middle-aged couple attends an intense, week-long counseling session to work on their relationship. Starring Meryl Streep, who is always good. Tomorrow Never Dies - UTV - 10.30pm The names Bond. James Bond. Pierce Brosnan stars as 007 as he joins forces with a Chinese agent to foil a media mogul's scheme to start a war between their countries. Couples Retreat - Comedy Central - 10.10pm Written by and starring the extremely talented Jon Favreau, this is a fun flick that is exactly what you'd expect a movie called Couples Retreat with Vince Vaughan in it to be like.