It was Valentine's Eve, and all through the gaff...
A couple were searching on telly, for a bit of a laugh...
When they opened their phone, and let out with glee...
JOE's recommendations for the best movies on TV.
The Smurfs - ITV2 - 4.20pm
This is exactly as good (or bad) as you'd expect it to be.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - ITV2 - 6.25pm
The second one.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - E4 - 6.30pm
This movie belongs in a museum.
Star Trek Beyond - Film4 - 6.40pm
The third (or 13th, depending on who's counting) one.
Deadpool - E4 - 9pm
Our top pick for this evening is still one of the best films Marvel has made.
This film was stuck in development hell for years, but after a totally-not-suspicious leak of footage received huge fanfare, Deadpool got the go-ahead.
With Deadpool 3 set to be a part of the MCU, it's well worth seeing where it all began if you haven't already.
What Happens in Vegas - Comedy Central - 9pm
...stays on Comedy Central forever.
In the Line of Fire - ITV4 - 10pm
"Do you feel lucky... Mr President?"
Marianne and Leonard: Words of Love - BBC4 - 10.35pm
Nothing says romance quite like a documentary about Leonard Cohen and his muse out on the Greek island of Hydra.
Once Upon A Time In Mexico - Sony Movie Channel - 12.45am
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Movie fans, assemble! Welcome to the 91st entry of The JOE Film Club Quiz. This week, we are presenting players with stills from 10 movies. They then must select which film the images are from based on three options. Have what it takes? Play below and find out. Name the movie Sunshine Solaris (2002) Project […]
The film merges the style of Netflix’s Adolescence with the setting of The Bear. Our TV movie pick for tonight (Thursday, 26 March) is Boiling Point, the brilliant 2021 British drama with a whopping 99% score on Rotten Tomatoes. All shot in one long take, the film focuses on Andy Jones (a typically brilliant Stephen […]