Spend Sunday with the Merc with a Mouth.
It was Valentine's Eve, and all through the gaff...
A couple were searching on telly, for a bit of a laugh...
When they opened their phone, and let out with glee...
JOE's recommendations for the best movies on TV.
The Smurfs - ITV2 - 4.20pm
This is exactly as good (or bad) as you'd expect it to be.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - ITV2 - 6.25pm
The second one.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - E4 - 6.30pm
This movie belongs in a museum.
Star Trek Beyond - Film4 - 6.40pm
The third (or 13th, depending on who's counting) one.
Deadpool - E4 - 9pm
Our top pick for this evening is still one of the best films Marvel has made.
This film was stuck in development hell for years, but after a totally-not-suspicious leak of footage received huge fanfare, Deadpool got the go-ahead.
With Deadpool 3 set to be a part of the MCU, it's well worth seeing where it all began if you haven't already.
What Happens in Vegas - Comedy Central - 9pm
...stays on Comedy Central forever.
In the Line of Fire - ITV4 - 10pm
"Do you feel lucky... Mr President?"
Marianne and Leonard: Words of Love - BBC4 - 10.35pm
Nothing says romance quite like a documentary about Leonard Cohen and his muse out on the Greek island of Hydra.
Once Upon A Time In Mexico - Sony Movie Channel - 12.45am
The third film in the Mexico Trilogy.
Paranormal Activity - Horror Channel - 12.50am
A spooky film to send you to sleep.
