The greatest battle since Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla is here.
The Foreigner has landed on Netflix, at long last.
You might remember it better as that film in which
Jackie Chan faces off against the IRA and Pierce Brosnan plays a politician whom we can't call Gerry Adams, even if we all know that it's Gerry Adams.
Based on the novel The Chinaman by Stepehen Leather, The Foreigner is about Ngoc Minh Quon, a Vietnamese restaurant owner in London who loses his daughter in a bombing carried out by a group known as the Authentic IRA.
Taking matters into his own hands, Quon travels to Northern Ireland to speak with a government official and former-IRA leader named Ger... Liam Hennessy (played by Pierce Brosnan). Hennessy, however, insists that he knows nothing about the identities of these bombers.
But Quan isn't having any of this.
What Hennessy fails to calculate is the very fact that Quon is not just a businessman. In fact, he is a special operations soldier from Vietnam whose only aim is to take out the whole IRA and get Not Gerry Adams to confess because, hey, it's not as if anyone has ever tried that before.
Until now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33iuQu3UtjI
Directed by Martin Campbell, whose previous work includes Green Lantern, Casino Royale and GoldenEye, The Foreigner sounded like it was set to bomb. Surprisingly enough,
Rotten Tomatoes has given it a 61% Certified Fresh rating.
Despite this generally well-received reception, a few critics have come out in arms against The Foreigner, primarily because of its timing with the Brexit border talks.
The New York Times has called it a "boneheaded update [which] practically defines the term scab picking", while
Variety asked, "why, in a world with so many real human threats, does 'The Foreigner' resurrect the 'Troubles'?"
Whatever those critics might say, Gerry still seems delighted with this all when he tweeted about the film last year:
"I never knew Pierce Brosnan was so good looking."
https://twitter.com/gerryadamssf/status/687625846518071298?lang=en
https://twitter.com/gerryadamssf/status/697360446425296896
Good, bad or middling, this should still be the movie you watch over the weekend. Soon the old playground dispute will be settled: Not Gerry Adams or Jackie Chan, who would win?
