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8th July 2016
02:13pm BST

Issue: When you fancy someone.
Quote: Nothing wrong with those. Nothing wrong with that either. Or that.
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Issue : Cleaning the house
Quote: I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer?
Issue: Struggling to see the best in people.
Quote: People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.
Issue: Delivering an insult that cuts to the very core of someone.
Quote: Ted's not an impressive man.
Issue: Dealing with idiots.
Quote: I'm gonna write you a couple of prescriptions. You'll find this first one is for an oversized mallet so you can pound some sense into yourself. This next one is for a big floppy hat that your now obligated to where every time you leave the house. Have a nice day, you look like a purse.
Issue: Showing how much your friends mean to you.
Quote: This punchline.
J.D: But CALL-TURK is eight numbers.
Turk: I know, actually it's just CALL-TUR, but I'm hoping people will dial the K anyway.
J.D: I'll always dial the K for you.
Issue: Standing by your convictions.
Quote: I don't believe in the moon, I just think it's the back of the sun.
Issue: Questioning stupid decisions.
Quote: What in the name of: Are you there, God? It's me Margaret, were you thinking?
Issue: Getting concert tickets.
Quote: Sir, do you think I know Al Green just because I'm black?
Issue: Enjoying the moment.
Quote: I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.
Issue: Remembering those happy moments.
Quote: Oh, that's a great anecdote. You should write that down in your journal, then your kids can read about it when you're dead.
Issue: Understanding people.
Quote: Hooch is crazy.


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