This has to be the world’s slowest ever chase.
Explorer Paul Rose was recently shooting a documentary for National Geographic on Assumption Island, which is part of the Seychelles, when he heard a strange noise in the distance.
After further investigation, Paul stumbled across two mating giant tortoises, but the male didn’t take too kindly to being disturbed mid-session.
This triggers the world’s slowest chase between the giant angry horny tortoise and Paul’s fearless cameraman.
We wouldn't be sticking a camera in the face of any creature that just got c*ck-blocked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjtCS0EEoCY&feature=youtu.be
Massive thanks to Darren Creaven for sending this our way 
