Three’s a crowd, it seems.
If you’ve had the John Lewis Christmas ad on a loop over the last week and still find yourself choking up at the story of one little girl and her telescope, well, you probably need to get out a bit more.
Or you could just watch this and let the nice people of the Republic of Telly put an all-too-Irish spin on an interplanetary love affair.
This will not melt your cold, cold heart, but it will put an awful goo on you for a few cans and a lot of terrible daytime television.
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