WATCH: This Cork version of Pretty Woman is the best thing on the internet today [NSFW]

"Hi-ho, hi-ho, I'm off to get me hole..."

We're not saying that Lorzy Lovey's Cork makeover of these clips from seminal 90s romance Pretty Woman is the best thing on the internet today - that honour goes to this abomination - but it's certainly up there. From the moment Julia Roberts' famed hooker with a heart hums the Seven Dwarves classic quoted above, this is pure Leeside genius. If you're not cracking up at lines like "What do you think of my boots, Eddie? €20 in Penney's..." then you're very much dead inside. We're off to Dealz to buy ourselves some water balloons, but not before giving this another watch. Make sure you turn the sound on!  Strong language throughout.