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06th May 2015

Pic: Ballsy crocodile locks on to man’s testicle in Australia (NSFW)

Indecent a-salt...

Oisin Collins

This isn’t pretty.

A man in Australia recently got himself into fairly strange situation after a young saltwater croc latched on to his testicle and refused to let go.

The image below was sent into NT News by a Darwin woman who apparently ‘could not be reached for further comment’.

NT News reports: “The circumstances surrounding the attack are not clear but the NT News understands Bundaberg Rum may have been involved in the horrific incident.”

“Rum may have been involved…” That explains a lot.

We hope the little croc in question wasn’t harmed in this peculiar stunt and according to NT News, the man in question could be facing a medical uphill battle.

Speaking to NT News an unnamed ‘croc expert’ said: “The bacteria on a little salty’s teeth can cause serious infections.

“I’ve seen people with minor bites end up with topical ulcers. Your wedding tackle is not really somewhere you want a topical ulcer.”

Fair point. Well said…

Via Metro.co.uk

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