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6th May 2015
11:40am BST

TESTY CROC BITES MAN'S TESTES http://t.co/NguFOIGO8C pic.twitter.com/EYIqUsNBXt
— The NT News (@TheNTNews) May 5, 2015
NT News reports: “The circumstances surrounding the attack are not clear but the NT News understands Bundaberg Rum may have been involved in the horrific incident.”
"Rum may have been involved…" That explains a lot.
We hope the little croc in question wasn’t harmed in this peculiar stunt and according to NT News, the man in question could be facing a medical uphill battle.
Speaking to NT News an unnamed ‘croc expert’ said: “The bacteria on a little salty’s teeth can cause serious infections.
“I’ve seen people with minor bites end up with topical ulcers. Your wedding tackle is not really somewhere you want a topical ulcer.”
Fair point. Well said...
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