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13th Sep 2015

Researchers think they’ve discovered why men ‘finish’ faster during first time sex

It turns out that a man's sperm is quite the fan of one night stands

JOE

It turns out that a man’s sperm is quite the fan of one night stands…

A new study has revealed that having sex with a new partner may produce better quality sperm to help you spread those wild oats.

The study was conducted by the College of Wooster in the USA whereby they tested the love juice (it’s code for sperm) of different men after they had some hanky panky with themselves.

According to Men’s Health, the men masturbated to seven porn movies over the course of weeks. The first six clips contained the same actress but the seventh had a different actress.

At this point we must point out that the men completed the deed in the privacy of their own homes and did not have a lab full of students watching them.

Here’s the result, men not only pulled the trigger on their love gun much quicker with the different actress, but the concentration and quality of the sperm were also much higher.

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Now while it remains unclear why this happens, one train of thought suggests that it comes from a historical need for men to maintain their bloodline and therefore they bring forward ‘the good stuff’ with a new woman.

We’re pretty sure this is a controversial theory though…

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Nevertheless, it seems to suggest that men (who are single of course) subconsciously like to have sex with new women, who on earth could have predicted that outrageous thought?

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