Warning: This is unlikely to make you feel good about yourself.
If you feel comfortable knowing that Lionel Messi earns in 12 short minutes what you take home (before tax) in a full week, then this BBC calculator is for you.
Click here if you really, really need to know that it would take you 205 years to earn the same amount of money as Wilfried Bony will earn in one year as Sergio Aguero’s understudy.
If you had started working in 1810 you’d nearly be done. But you didn’t. So you’re not.
Damn you, BBC salary calculator!
