Watch your back, Roy.
Ireland’s assistant manager Roy Keane had a go at Wayne Rooney last night for spending his time hanging out at WWE events instead of spending every waking second he has thinking about how terrible he’s been for Man United this season.
Not everyone has agreed with Roy’s comments, and professional wrestler Stu Bennett has taken to Twitter this morning to express his ire with the Irishman. By which we mean, he’s literally threatened to batter him:
If Roy Keane's looking for a piece, I'll batter him too. https://t.co/aMppceCKnU
— Stu Bennett (@StuBennett) November 25, 2015
Mind you, it’s important to keep in mind that professional wrestling is fake, and while Bennett might stand at 2 metres tall and weigh 112kg, we’re firm believers in the old adage of ‘crazy beats big every time’. Our money is on Roy.