Come on now, Twitter.
Earlier on we saw that Canadian rugby fans had just one thing to say about their loss to Ireland.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, Twitter has responded to Japan’s surprise (that’s putting it more mild than an Irish summer) win over rugby giants South Africa in similarly singular manner.
This time, what’s up for discussion is the immediate future of Japan’s dairy industry. Take it away, Twitter.
Well done to Ireland and Japan on their opening games to the #RWC2015 . There won't be a cow milked in Tokyo tonight!
— Slane NS (@Slanens) September 19, 2015
Please everyone, settle down.
Just heard the #RWC2015 result of the century, Japan beat South Africa!
Safe to say there won't be a cow milked in Tokyo tonight
— Ken Curtin 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 (@kencurtin) September 19, 2015
Look, we heard you.
Won't be a cow milked in Japan for a week… #WorldCup2015
— Paddy O'Rourke (@PaORourke89) September 19, 2015
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There won't be a Kobi Cow milked in Japan until 2016. Remarkable. #RugbyWorldCup
— TweeterAlliss (Parody) (by Jove) (@TweeterAlliss) September 19, 2015
Finally, some reason:
People are too busy tweeting "there won't be a cow milked in Japan tonight" that there is literally no cows being milked anywhere #RSAvJPN
— Eoin Ó Catháin (@EoinKeane101) September 19, 2015
So let’s all get back to tending the livestock, shall we?
