Pic: Faustino Asprilla is having a great Valentine's Day [NSFW - Explicit Content] 7 years ago

Pic: Faustino Asprilla is having a great Valentine's Day [NSFW - Explicit Content]

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The former Newcastle striker is living the dream.

No matter how you're spending your Valentine's Day, you're not doing it as well as Faustino Asprilla.

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The great man's grin is the very definition of s**t-eating as he enjoys the company of several young ladies on this most romantic (and naked) of days.

In case you hadn't guessed, no, we're not having a day like Tino's. We have just found a tube of uneaten Pringle's in the office though. Take that, big man.

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