The former Newcastle striker is living the dream.
No matter how you’re spending your Valentine’s Day, you’re not doing it as well as Faustino Asprilla.
The great man’s grin is the very definition of s**t-eating as he enjoys the company of several young ladies on this most romantic (and naked) of days.
Happy Valentine’s day! I am sorry if you dont have a day like mine! #WildOnTinopic.twitter.com/3zVmkl8GiI
— Faustino Asprilla (@TinoasprillaH) February 14, 2015
In case you hadn’t guessed, no, we’re not having a day like Tino’s. We have just found a tube of uneaten Pringle’s in the office though. Take that, big man.
