A man would jump through hoops to get a beard like that…
In case you hadn’t noticed, beards seem to be very much de riguer these days and there are some brilliant ones currently in evidence in sporting circles at the moment, from Conor McGregor’s facial fluff to the one sported by Zach Tuohy during the International Rules at the weekend, while Gordon D’Arcy’s also deserves a mention.
Although all worthy efforts, all of those mentioned above pale in comparison to the beard sported by a fan spotted at a pre-season basketball game between the Washington Wizards and the Cleveland Cavaliers in Cincinatti last night, local man Garey Faulkner.
Gary from Cincinnati with an interesting beard: “It’s all me, except for the net. But a guy can dream.” #wizards pic.twitter.com/MNwDXF8V8G
— Michael Lee (@MrMichaelLee) October 24, 2013
In case you’re wondering, yes that it is a net that Garey has somehow attached to his already magnificent beard and as was evident from his Twitter account, it certainly proved something of a magnet for the ladies.
I tore it up at the cavs game tonight in Cincy pic.twitter.com/fLq2HdH8sT — Garey Faulkner (@BengalsBeard) October 24, 2013
I always let hot girls dunk on my beard …. Id be no man if I didnt….. #whodey #Speakwithyourcap #NBA #beardlife pic.twitter.com/DoObx2hDK7 — Garey Faulkner (@BengalsBeard) October 24, 2013
Miss hooters intrernational is crazy about my beard antics. Shes always nice and down for a pic. Yes she asks me!!! pic.twitter.com/oIWWl1V5tI
— Garey Faulkner (@BengalsBeard) October 24, 2013
As we discovered this morning, this isn’t the first time that Garey has attracted the headlines for his facial hair, having toyed with a number of styles in the past, including wrapping a six-pack of beer up in what must be a unbelievably strong beard when meeting Andy Dalton of his beloved NFL outfit Cincinatti Bengals earlier this year.
Think I should do Pepsi cans next time @andydalton14 or come up with something new? @pepsi Im ready!! pic.twitter.com/g3uUiuu9Fu
— Garey Faulkner (@BengalsBeard) September 9, 2013
By the beard of Zeus indeed.
