PICS: Take a look inside Cristiano Ronaldo's $18 million loft in Trump Tower
We were expecting it to be... bigger.
Don't get us wrong, it's still a pretty sweet looking apartment but for $18 million, we were expecting at the very least for there to be monkey butlers to serve you breakfast.
At first there would be just one monkey butler, but he would train others of course.
Anyway, back to the apartment, the New York Times are reporting that the Real Madrid star paid $18.5 million for a 2,509 square foot loft in the Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue.
The purchase of the apartment has fuelled rumours that Ronaldo may move to the MLS when his contract with Real Madrid ends in 2018.
All images via Warburg Realty.