We can just imagine the deathly silence Jake Spencer faced in the pub afterwards…
The closest JOE ever came to an A-list celebrity was the time Marty Morrissey… well, the less said about the restraining order the better… but this lad will have felt sick after thinking he had taken a selfie with Usain Bolt in Glasgow on Saturday night.
Yep. Front camera. Disaster.
Usain Bolt posed for a selfie with me but I had it on fucking front camera FML pic.twitter.com/fLMNA2NkqE
— Jake Spencer (@JakeyQPR) August 2, 2014
His stalking didn’t end there, but we all know Usain is a Manchester United fan, so no dice…
This is me trying to give Usain Bolt my QPR flag pic.twitter.com/CVMz1keRN5
— Jake Spencer (@JakeyQPR) August 2, 2014
