Manchester United’s Phil Jones is having a Q&A on Twitter today. What could possibly go wrong?
We’re not sure who thinks these Q&A sessions on Twitter are good ideas for players, as it’s usually just an opportunity for the masses to ridicule the person involved rather than anything of much use.
True to form, Phil Jones decided to have one today and ended up getting the social media equivalent of a load of abuse shouted at him in the street, which we all knew he was going to get. Here are some of the less offensive ones.
It all started with this:
Guys, you can send me questions today using the hashtag #AskPhilJones and I will answer some of them in a Q&A video. Stay tuned!
— Phil Jones (@PhilJones4) April 15, 2014
#AskPhilJones If you could drop one player from the team, how would you tell Cleverley? — Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) April 15, 2014
With the goonies 2 in production soon, have you been asked to audition to replace sloth? #AskPhilJones pic.twitter.com/p8iadoCp2Z — Ric (@rmzcityblue) April 15, 2014
Which one is in your passport #AskPhilJones pic.twitter.com/Y91zqm6Bxf — ‼️‼️ (@UnofficialBill) April 15, 2014
True or false – Kenny Loggins has a brother with dodgy bowels called Kenny Logouts? #AskPhilJones — BOILED ONIONS!! (@NormanCGull) April 15, 2014
Has the Gaffer said he will be bringing in new faces? If he has, have you asked for one? #askphiljones xx — Glen Docherty (@glendocherty) April 15, 2014
Is it true man united once strung more than three passes together this season? How did it feel? #AskPhilJones
— BenHoopsBowers (@sirbenhbowers) April 15, 2014
United fans thought you was going to be the next Baresi,are you disappointed to have only reached Titus Bramble status so far? #AskPhilJones
— Daniel (@turniptabs) April 15, 2014
Has the Gaffer said he will be bringing in new faces? If he has, have you asked for one? #askphiljones xx
— Glen Docherty (@glendocherty) April 15, 2014