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21st Oct 2015

Tomás Ó Sé’s brilliant story about a pub shemozzle between Cork and Kerry players

Also starring Mick Galwey and Doug Howlett

Joe Harrington

Also starring Mick Galwey and Doug Howlett.

Tomas Ó Sé’s new book The White Heat by will be launched on Sunday night and it’s going to be a cracker if this story is anything to go by.

An extract from the book is published in today’s Irish Examiner and it details the night after Kerry beat Cork in the All-Ireland semi final in 2008.

The story contains players from Kerry and Cork, a Munster rugby legend, a bottle of whiskey, and All Blacks’ try-scoring machine, famous Cork pubs and some handbags.

Tomas O'Se 20/9/2009

“We beat Cork in the All-Ireland semi-final and the following night myself, Tom O’Sullivan, David Moran and Kieran Donaghy went back to Cork and had a few pints,” Tomas starts off.

“When we walked into Reardens, the whole Cork panel were inside there after a day of it and Doug Howlett, the All Black signed by Munster, was with them.

“We went to a corner by ourselves, because we didn’t want to be raining on anyone’s parade. We came across Mick Galwey in there, had a bit of craic, a couple of pints. Grand.

“When we came out onto Washington Street, yours truly heard some noise coming from the Courthouse Bar over the road. I knew the barman so I suggested we go there.”

Courthouse

“But the barman, Mike, said ‘Look, the Cork lads are in there’.

“I said ‘sure there’s no problem’. In we went. I knew straight away it was a mistake, though. I saw the bottle of whiskey up on the counter. Trouble.

“Between the jigs and the reels, myself and Derek Kavanagh got into some pulling and dragging. I had a lovely jumper and that was the major casualty from the evening.”

Derek Kavanagh and Tomas O'Se 16/9/2007

“It was all handbags really. The funniest thing was that Doug Howlett jumped off the chair and was ready to get stuck into the ruck only for Mick Galwey to tell him to sit the fuck down or he’d have the head taken clear off his shoulders.”

“I was sorry because I’d have got on with Derek’s brother, Larry and all the Nemo lads. I got a buzz from Derek the following day and it was all sorted out straight away. No problem.

“The stories that went around Cork after were far better than the reality.”

The book is definitely on our Christmas list.