USA, USA, USA!! : Here are some of Soccer Guy’s best tweets from the World Cup so far

"GOALSHOT!"

JOE would never tell any of our readers who or what they should follow on twitter, but for those of you who don't know, Soccer Guy is one of the best accounts ever. The only thing more impressive than the US results on the pitch have been some of his tweets...

Dempsey with one of THE greatest chest kick strikes you will ever see, gives USA the lead and puts the Portugaleze on death row. #soccer — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 22, 2014

   

GOALSHOT! Uruguys lead again! Stevie Gee with the head kick to his franchise buddy, but this ain't Mercy Town! Swearez with the score! — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 19, 2014

 

COMPLETION WHISTLE- Spain Soccer Club ain't World Cup World Champions of the World no more. The guys with the Texan flag take the win. — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 18, 2014

 

GOALSHOT! The Macarena erupts as Chilly make the score. The reign of Spain is goin real lame. #WorldCup #Spain — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 18, 2014

 

Tim Cahill's no bounce kick was awesome. That's what the MLS does to you. #RealNiceSoccer — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 18, 2014

 

Jozy is hurt. Looks like Clint's got a clean run at that golden cleat. #WorldCup #USA — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 16, 2014

 

GOALSHOT! Goalshot confirmization technology says that France just got another goalshot. #saylavie — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 15, 2014

 

COMPLETION WHISTLE! Coach Hodgkins' guys lose as Buyatelly's head kick takes the victory points for the Italians. #threelines — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 14, 2014

 

GOALSHOT! It's 4-1, and it's RSVP, but Casius looks like a complete dumbass right now as he does real bad soccer. #soccer — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 13, 2014

 

The first voluntary simulation plunge of the World Cup... — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 12, 2014

 

EQUALIZATION! NATE MAR FROM OUTSIDE THE DANGER BOX ZONE! KNOTTED AT ONES. #salsaboys — Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) June 12, 2014

  Have an awesome day buddies.