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26th Feb 2015

Vine: Sex Addicks? A couple were caught having sex on Charlton Athletic’s pitch

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Ruud Gullit famously coined the term ‘sexy football’ but we’ve never seen any literal footage that captures those two words.

Until now.

A Vine has emerged of a a couple doing the deed in the centre circle of Charlton’s ground, The Valley, and it’s interesting to say the least.

We have our doubts about its authenticity though because the camera is perfectly positioned to catch the couple in the act and in a non-pervy way it’s well filmed.

The club though have announced that there will be a club investigation and if this is the real deal then it gives us plenty of pun-tastic opportunities.

The phrase ‘he shots he scores’ instantly comes to mind and what about some of the Addicks’ ex-players?

Roger Johnson, Francis Coquelin, Clive Men-bonca , Chris Pow-wow-el, Matty Holl-and-ass. The list is endless.

Take a look.