Kim Jong-Un orders North Koreans to check women for ‘unsocialist’ breast implants
There has been a harsh crackdown on breast implants which has been labelled ‘capitalist’. Kim Jong-Un has ordered North Koreans to check women for ‘unsocialist’ breast implants. The leader is reported to be using undercover agents and neighbourhood patrols to catch those carrying out and undergoing cosmetic procedures. Furthermore, those who are caught face being sent […]
6 months ago
North Korea arrests four officials over ‘disastrous’ warship launch
Kim Jong Un wasn’t best pleased with the unveiling Four individuals have been arrested in conjunction with a botched North Korean warship launch. Last week it was reported that the bottom of a brand-new 5,000-tonne navy destroyer was partially crushed at the ceremony, causing huge balancing issues. Now, the country’s state media agency KNCA has […]
10 months ago
Kim Jong-un reveals he’s banned coverage of Spurs in North Korea
The North Korean leader must be an Arsenal fan. Kim Jong-un has reportedly banned Tottenham Hotspur matches from being broadcast in North Korea. According to NDTV, the despot’s regime insists no games involving teams with players from their leader’s hated neighbours – South Korea – are broadcast there. Currently, there are three South Korean players plying […]
1 year ago
WATCH: Kim Jong Un oversees missile launch in truly bizarre video
It would be funny if it wasn’t so terrifying. Okay, it’s a little funny. There’s no getting past the ‘so surreal you can’t help but laugh a bit’ nature of this. First, however, the sobering stuff. On Thursday morning, news filtered through that South Korea fired missiles in response to North Korea’s largest ever weapon […]
4 years ago
North Korea test-fires new “tactical guided weapon”
North Korean state media has confirmed the test. North Korea has overseen the test firing of a new “tactical guided weapon” armed with a “powerful” warhead, according to reports from its state media. It marks the first test since talks between North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and US President Donald Trump broke down at the […]
7 years ago
WATCH: Jimmy Kimmel blasts Donald Trump over his negotiations with North Korea
“He flew over there and got nothing, like the Fyre Festival.” Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un met in Hanoi, Vietnam this week in a bid to reach a deal over denuclearisation. The talks broke down, and naturally, people are giving Trump quite a bit of stick over it. Jimmy Kimmel had a […]
7 years ago