25 of the funniest tweets you might have missed in October
October, am I right?
Folks, I cannot believe I am saying this again. But it has been ANOTHER strong month over on Twitter dot com.
Users have surpassed themselves in terms of content, brevity, originality, meme-ability and of course, banter.
Topics discussed this month included Succession, having ~*relations*~ with Shrek, Instagram story recommendations, leaky fridges and of course the greatest day that has ever happened on the godforsaken internet - Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy's statements.
So, in no particular order, here's 25 of the funniest tweets you might have missed during October.
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I remade the theme song to #Succession in #MarioPaint.
@Succession_HBO @HBO @NintendoAmerica pic.twitter.com/53yNTfzeX7— 𝗥𝗲𝘃. 𝗔𝗱𝗮𝗺 𝗖𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗼 (@adamcatino) October 3, 2019
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me when someone calls to tell me who’s back in town pic.twitter.com/C0fMsG5xrt
— Sean Bernard (@seanbgoneill) October 3, 2019
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you don’t get the “sunday scaries.” you’re 26 and you get anxiety attacks, please go to therapy
— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) October 7, 2019
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You, an idiot: Colleen v Rebekah
Me, a gourmand: WAGyu beef— Tom Victor (@tomvictor) October 9, 2019
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so aha ummm is there a mr ogyny?
— matty (@poastsbymatt) October 8, 2019
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Here's Dannii Minogue absolutely obliterating a group of schoolchildren with a fart pic.twitter.com/6AXevziV1E
— Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) October 9, 2019
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Guess Who? Colleen Rooney edition pic.twitter.com/kUDXXnCf3a
— Everyone's Favourite Jim (@JimmerUK) October 9, 2019
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If you ever want to see a sat nav lose its shit take it on a train
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) October 10, 2019
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Halloween implies the existence of an Oatesoween
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) October 9, 2019
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This was the original "vibe check" pic.twitter.com/xVHHPLEFF2
— Stephen (@Stephenlough95) October 15, 2019
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Are we sure it wasn’t Justin Trudeau? https://t.co/XIquef9Am2
— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) October 16, 2019
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... MAY BREAK MY BUSHI pic.twitter.com/pX6CJzRL1I
— Phil Wang (@PhilNWang) October 18, 2019
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I’m a byesexual which means I get extremely turned on at the thought of leaving any event early.
— rhymes with hi (@premiumkai) October 19, 2019
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Holy fuck I just saw your Instagram story, I'm gonna listen to that song right away thanks for letting me know
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) October 17, 2019
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emma watson reading her initials https://t.co/ZhOdfqpSki
— 🤧 (@Scarlet4UrMa) October 20, 2019
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All the photos of Arlene Foster and Nigel Dodds together look like parents appealing for their missing child, even though they both know one of them killed the child. pic.twitter.com/LhEgm693Ou
— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) October 21, 2019
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anyone whose school report said they were a ‘pleasure to teach’ is now depressed
— ruby 🐊 (@roobeekeane) October 21, 2019
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A jar of beetroot has leaked in our fridge and it looks like a Kubrick movie. pic.twitter.com/9TgE3oFEUQ
— Andy Bush (@bushontheradio) October 24, 2019
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Sorry did someone ask for my impression of an Australian bingo night emcee pic.twitter.com/MF3LNO70wL
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) October 24, 2019
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Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) October 21, 2019
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