07/11 Tales from the Tabs

The News of the World have video footage of Michael Jackson doing his baby dangling thing, taken from inside a hotel room. It’s not the infamous baby dangling incident we’ve all seen, though. It turns out MJ had form, as this time it’s footage from five years earlier and this time it’s a different child, his eldest son Prince Michael. In the video he’s seen being egged on by those around him.

Does this mean we’ve reached that point where the mourning is officially over and the tabloids can start having a go at MJ again?

The News of the Screws also claim that cuddly Tesco ballad belter Mary Byrne is being made tired, and subsequently emotional, because of the late-night parties of fellow X Factor contestant Cher. Presumably these parties don’t only involve the teenage Cheryl Cole lookalike, but she’s the one the paper are blaming.

Every paper seems to have an ‘exclusive’ with Neil Prendeville who has decided to exclusively reveal (to everyone) that he considered suicide after ‘Langergate’. Haven’t you done enough revealing of late?

The Sunday World’s sex expert offers helpful advice. “He needs counselling,” she says.