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American company makin’ bacon condoms

Published 20:17 28 Mar 2013 GMT

Updated 02:30 1 Jun 2013 BST

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American company makin’ bacon condoms

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It makes your meat look like meat. So goes the tag line for bacon flavoured condoms, a new product brought to you from America.

By Declan Whooley

Really we shouldn’t be too surprised. J&D Foods, the Seattle company behind this new product are also the brains behind bacon coffins (we kid you not) and bacon mayonnaise. So this is in keeping with their core product offering.

“Truly the new standard of animal protein themed prophylactics Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex and rigorously tested to help ensure the utmost reliability and safety for when you’re makin’ Bacon,” the press release assures us.

Pic credit: J&D Foods

If that wasn't enough, they have even introduced bacon lube, so you get the full package.

The new product will raise many questions, and we sincerely hope that any late-night munchies won’t interrupt any intimate moments, but we’ll have to wait and see.

American company makin' bacon condoms