Bum deal: Red card for player who punched defender who tried to stick finger up his arse 7 years ago

Bum deal: Red card for player who punched defender who tried to stick finger up his arse

After lashing out in retaliation at such an unexpected attack, Arsenal de Sarandí’s Pablo Luguercio saw red.

It’s probably not written down in the laws of the game but we’re pretty sure you’re not supposed to insert a finger into your opponent’s anus during a game. It seems nobody told Emanuel Britez, a defender with Argentinian side Unión de Santa Fe.

As he tussled with Luguercio, Britez did the dirty deed, causing the striker to turn around and clock him.

Cue red card, and some tears, for Luguercio and a victory, of sorts, for Britez.

Hat tip to Ed Malyon (@eaamalyon) for the video.